White House Under Attack by Random Package!
It has been reported this morning that a woman (who is to be remained un-named) threw a “package” over a fence into the courtyard of an Old Executive Office Building that is adjacent to the White House. Obviously the woman severely lacked hand eye-coordination and any sense of aim. It was reported that during the time of this unruly event, President Bush was in the Oval Office.
All of us in DC are currently shaking in our boots. I’m sure because of this incident, the terrorist level has been elevated to a flaming Fuchsia.
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